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Oct. 1st, 2020 09:53 pm
getthehellouttahell: (Put up or shut up. Simple as that.)
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"Well, let's see. In the name of Hades, I accept this message!"
. . .
"Ugh, no, that was too formal."
. . .
"This is Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld. Sorry you missed me.
If I return to this hell hole, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can."


{ Calls Texts Logs }

crawls out the river of death........

Date: 2020-11-12 05:01 am (UTC)
deathdefiance: ((12))
From: [personal profile] deathdefiance
[ this was just one of those hellish days (or nights) when everything goes wrong. wake up, wash his face, check and ready himself in the mirror, run out to tartarus, get slaughtered handily by meg. revive and run through the gauntlet again, scrape through the fight with tisiphone by the skin of his teeth, make it to asphodel and accidentally fall into magma and burn before he could clamber back onto shore. now that was embarrassing. why couldn't he have been born truly fireproof rather than resistant? after clawing his way back to asphodel and bumping into thanatos, who was truly on top of his scythe game, he'd struggled so badly he couldn't even win the centaur's heart, which he really needed because practically the very minute he'd stepped into the hydra's lair it'd burst out of the lava and nearly snapped him in half--

he was having an especially godawful time in hell today. when didn't he? but today was particularly ruthless. he almost isn't even looking forward to elysium. knowing his luck, he might just be speared a dozen times by theseus before he gets back on the ball enough to defeat him, and then he'd have to contend with the satyrs and then his father...

'you seem to be in a particularly sour mood, son of hades,' chaos' voice echoes in his head. he'd popped into the paradox space on his n-th run before heading into asphodel proper. something about talking with chaos is always equal parts comforting--he never has to put up any pretense with the primordial god--and unnerving of course, because he's certain he can't put anything over chaos if he tried.

'what's troubling you? speak.'

what is troubling him? he runs a hand through his hair with an exhaled sigh. ]
Trust me, you don't even want to hear about my day. Though it's kind of you to ask. [ their conversations are a little rare when chaos prefers him to be quiet, so he treasures this when he can.

'oh?'

the expectant and patient pause, he thinks, is almost a boon in itself when he rarely has a chance to actually speak his thoughts to someone who was genuinely offering to listen. life in hell is busy that way, funnily enough. sure he can trade quips with meg, talk embarrassing deaths with hypnos, snatch the rare conversations he can with thanatos before he has to disappear to pick up souls, but... well, it's always 'what's zagreus doing' and 'where's zagreus off to now' and never quite 'how's zagreus doing'-- ]


I'm not gonna talk your ears off about how awful my day was just now. But hey, I appreciate the thought, I really do. [ and then a huffed breath in exasperation, a sudden flash of just wanting to vent, even if it's not about hie frustrations in specific. ] You know, sometimes I wish... sometimes I wish there's someone who actually understands how hard it is sometimes. Someone who understands how tiring it is to be killed over and over, trying and failing over and over, how exhausting it gets...

Maybe Sisyphus might get it? The whole trying and failing constantly part, anyway. Maybe Orpheus understands how awful it is trying to escape this place. Even Meg would understand how frustrating it is to die over and over again. [ a rather dark laugh, but--no, he doesn't blame her for doing her job. ] But man, I guess the only one who really has to go through the hell that I do is me.

[ it's an almost lonely thought. one that prompts back a memory of some paradox conversation he had cycles and cycles ago; since then he'd certainly gone pantsless sometimes, flashed thumbs up at the mirror and even give himself little motivational psych-ups. what can he say, he kind of talks to himself a lot. and on retrospect, he wonders if this is even more of a sign of loneliness than it might appear--

'it might be,' chaos says with something almost like amusement in their voice. 'but i believe i understand you, son of hades. you want someone to empathize you, in perhaps the most literal sense. i can help.' ]


What, really?

[ 'certainly. there's little beyond my power. think of it as a free boon, and that is a rare gift.' it's an offer that must have prompted incredulity on his face instantly, because there is a wry, inscrutable kind of smile from that alabaster face-- 'if it's that unbelievable, perhaps i'll require a small favor of you someday. if you feel like accepting that offer, search the mirror of night the next time you return to your room, and enter through. i assure you that it'll be an interesting experience.'

an interesting experience?? that can mean any number of things, pleasant or painful or a multitude of anything in between or out. but it's enough to occupy his thoughts as he exits the void, returns to the searing heat of asphodel, rallies himself to tackle hell anew and--

the barge of death that attempt was brutal to a sadistic extent. on one hand, the humiliation of dying before he could reach the hydra is a special kind of embarrassment. on the other hand, he thinks as he drags himself out the river of blood, through the great hall, towards his room... he might have an opportunity to try that mysterious boon chaos had offered. what could it possibly be, anyway? that ancient deity was so often cryptic. but even then, he thinks, they were correct in their assumption of his problem: maybe he just wanted someone to understand him and his frustrations and endeavors, if that was even possible.

there are practically an infinite number of souls, undead and ex-mortal occupying the depths of hell. there are a legion of gods and god-adjacent powers governing the underworld, each with their own jobs, keeping the chthonic machine ticking like a great clock counting down the ticks of lives that trickle down. so many souls and lives and snuffed out lives. but as much as he appreciates his allies and friends and even occasionally his enemies even as they stick a blade in him or otherwise slaughter him, he occasionally feels pretty alone, maybe subconsciously just wanting someone by his side.

the surface of the mirror, showing simply himself, blurs into ink-dark void reminiscent of chaos' gates. he doesn't quite do a graceful dive inside like he does through the portal, he reaches out more cautiously to tap the warping surface and the pull of it draws him abruptly through, the familiarity of falling through space like he does before landing in chaos' realm.

only instead of falling onto the cracked marble, he lands much less gracefully and nearly faceplants right onto... the floor of his own room, right in front of the mirror. ]
What the-- [ for a split second he wonders if that ancient deity might be playing some strange trick on him and if nothing had actually happened at all, before he notices a very familiar pair of glowing feet in front of him and he follows the line of leg up to see... ]

Oh.

Hello there, you. [ greeting himself casually, as if he hadn't just tumbled headfirst out the mirror straight at his doppelganger's feet. he offers a lopsided smile. also, let's hope this new zagreus isn't pantsless or this might be even more compromising than it already is. ]

Anubis | Egyptian God of the Dead

Date: 2021-02-17 01:00 pm (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
The Underworld was a cold place, quite like the Duat and yet different in a way. Their difference in their chill seemed to be from the atmosphere. The Underworld had a lot of screaming, the Duat had monsters guarding the gates to the Hall of Ma’at that tested their strength. The Duat was quite, dark and stalked by Apophis. Apophis was nothing like the Underworld guard, Cerberus was the cutest thing Anubis had ever seen. Apophis was the thing of nightmares, quite literally almost being a demon of chaos.

Anubis hated being in the Duat, mainly because Set was typically down there and Osiris thought he was never doing enough. The more he could avoid his mother too the better, and she liked to hang around the Hall of Ma’at. They still had an ongoing bet among the God and Goddesses who his father was too, and that was just awkward to listen to every time they saw him.

Although, the longer he sat here, he’s not sure being in the Underworld was any better. He was trying to get to talk to Hades, he hadn’t thought it would be that difficult, but someone had told him he was quite busy at the moment. Anubis was busy too, believe it or not, he didn’t have time to just sit around here waiting for Hades to decide he was worth speaking to. Not that he was going to cause a scene and demand the man to speak to him, but it was the principle of it all.

Maybe he should have swallowed his discomfort and gone to see Osiris, it might have gone quicker, he didn’t even get to see Cerberus when visiting today. He really just wanted to pet the Hellhound.

Breathing out a sigh he threw himself backwards and sprawled across the ground, staring up at the ceiling. He had to admit that the architect around here wasn’t that bad, though it could use less skulls. The Duat had a lot of gold and hieroglyphics and apart from the embalming room there weren't any human body parts hanging around. At least visibly anyway.

There was a sound off to the side and Anubis rolled his head in the direction of it, searching around for where it was coming from. Feet passed by, far too close to his head and Anubis sat up. Red, a lot of red, and a very leafy like headwear. Now, he’d never met Hades' son, but considering how often he attempted to run away from home he was quite certain of what he looked like.

He didn’t technically need Hades if he had the next closest thing to his blood. Would this start a war? Probably not. It wasn’t kidnapping if he got him to come along with him. Right? Right.

Climbing to his feet Anubis took off after the other. A quick few steps and he stood behind the man, catching the back end of his red chiton. Anubis wasn’t good with people. He could handle the dead, they were predictable and he interacted with them for short times. But living people? It made him uncomfortable, he tended to freeze up and fail at words.

Swallowing he looked to the others face, finding them about the same exact height. The difference was that they definitely were more built than Anubis.

He needed to find his words, Greek words. “Hello, I’m Anubis. You’re Hades son, right? Could I have a moment of your time?”

Re: Anubis | Egyptian God of the Dead

Date: 2021-02-17 03:07 pm (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
Anubis tucked his hands behind his back, gripping one of the golden bands around his left wrist with his right. He twisted it around, used it to keep himself distracted from the sinking pit in his stomach. Where was Thoth when he needed him? In the library, of course, probably already knowing and laughing at Anubis’s discomfort. The God of Knowledge had very little pity for his situation, though he was at least far too kind to tell him to ‘grow up’. Anubis was nearly as old as the universe itself and he still preferred dead bodies to living people.

What he’d give to go back to the embalming table right now.

“You can.” He confirmed, briefly glancing back in the direction he’d come from. “Your father is too busy to see me, at least that’s what everyone keeps telling me.” Which is incredibly rude if someone asked him. From one God to another you didn’t dismiss the arrival of a fellow pantheon. Even Osiris made time for someone like Zeus if they came knocking on his door.

Oh well, he couldn’t force someone to see him. He’d just have to find another way around whatever it was he needed to do. Returning his gaze to the other he inclined his head. “I need your body and blood.” Stated, like that, though as direct and truthful as it was he quickly realized was not the best way to word his situation. His lips thinned together, rethought what he needed and tried again.

Mummies couldn’t talk back. “Sorry, that didn’t come out right. I—how to explain this.” His hand squeezed the bracelet tighter and he let out a sigh. “Ammut, a chimera from the Hall of Ma’at, fell into the River of Fire and dropped into the mortal world. She got lost and I tracked her to Greece.”

Ammut was his partner in the Weighing of the Heart, when a soul failed to pass the trials their heart was consumed by her and unable to reincarnate. Without her the Hall of Ma’at couldn’t operate as it usually did. Hence, why Anubis was here trying to get assistance rather than doing his job, or rather one of his jobs.

He forced himself to let go of his bracelet to motion toward the other's body. “We’re not allowed into your temples without permission, and since it’s a temple dedicated to Hades I needed his permission—or the next closest thing. Rules and regulations are how we keep from stepping on each other and upsetting the balance.” Should Hades ever need something in Egypt, he’d have to consult Osiris.

Diplomacy.

Anubis hated it.

He takes a breath, steadies himself and looks to the others eyes. Somehow he got the feeling they didn’t actually recognize him, which was just as well. People tended to flinch away from those that could kill them with a single touch. He didn’t need the man trembling before him or throwing on flashy titles. Anubis just needed his body and his blood to get Ammut back.

“I understand if you don’t wish to help, but Ammut is very important to me. She’s never left the Duat before and she can’t actually leave the temple without assistance, she doesn’t have any abilities apart from being a devourer of souls.” She could end someone’s reincarnation cycle, but that was it. She was only a chimera, part lion and part alligator. He averted his gaze and thinned his lips. “I promise to bring you back here.”

Date: 2021-02-18 10:36 am (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
"You're the key." He clarifies, tugging on the bracelets on his wrist. "Your blood, anyway. See, it should break the seal on the temple that keeps others out, which while allowing me in will also let Ammut out." Although all he needed was to get inside, once he was there he could send her back to the Duat with a portal.

It didn't sound that difficult and logically it shouldn't be. All Anubis needed was to get the man there and back, all without Hades realizing Anubis stole his kid. Technically it wasn't kidnapping since he agreed to go, but he doubted Hades would simply let this slide with a wave of his hand. There was a reason the rumors kept saying his son was "trying" to break out. He didn't know Hades reasons for keeping him in the Underworld but he assumed there was one. Even if it was derived from Persephone and whatever fears he had surrounding that.

Humans died and they moved on, as the God of the Underworld he should have realized it. Anubis did, there was a reason he didn't talk with living people. More than just their fears of him. The life of a mortal was short and trying to keep it longer by trapping them somewhere—it only becomes a cage to them. Eventually even his son would break that cage, with or without Anubis' help.

"I assume we won't be taking the easy way out of here?" Which was typically a portal. Anubis could get in and out of both the Duat and the Underworld by those means. It was barely even a second thought for him, just popping around where he wanted to be. Whatever kept them in this place was no doubt going to keep Anubis from using magic on him. Chains, invisible or not, were still chains.

The only other way out through the Underworld that he knew about was the door to it. Which, if they were on the last layer, was all the way at the top. Anubis sighed at that revelation and turned his gaze to the other with a more renewed understanding. So, that explained the mess that Hades was currently cleaning up. Osiris would be angry too if Anubis was constantly killing his monsters. He didn't think he'd be fighting his way out of hell today but for Ammut, he'd do it.

"Hades should have answered his door." Anubis summoned his Crook, the long stick like object that curved at the end being as tall as him. "Can you tell me your name? I'm afraid the rest of us just know you as Hades' Son, he's not very inclined to give us any information about you." There was actually a debate on if he was real or not.

Date: 2021-02-19 12:06 pm (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
“I think you have the wrong image of what Ammut is.” Anubis frowned and then using his staff attempted to describe it here. “See, Ammut is an animal. About knee height and five feet long? She has the mouth of a crocodile, the front half of a lion and then the back of a hippopotamus. She’s very cute.”

Ammut was a bit strange to most people, they weren’t sure what to think of her, but Anubis saw her as a puppy. “As I said Ammut isn’t a Goddess, she’s more or less just an animal.” An animal with a unique ability, but an animal. “Seals don’t keep squirrels out, do they? Or the morals that wander in. It’s just to keep other Gods out from interfering with their place of worship.” Which, Ammut didn’t fall under the category of. The only threat she served was to other people’s hearts.

Zagreus, it was quite an interesting name. He definitely thought he was going to have a hard time pronouncing it with his accent. He’d try that later when it didn’t look like he was going to humiliate himself for butchering it. They had a long enough amount of time together and he could figure out how to say it before doing that.

“As I said I’m Anubis, I’ll help you get out of here in exchange for you helping me to rescue Ammut. Hopefully the Mortals don’t discover her before we get there.” The Temple seemed mostly abandoned, like the Pyramids of Egypt no one went wandering around in them. He hoped that was going to work for his favor, or at the very least if someone did go in there Ammut would hide.

“Is there anything I need to know? Have you actually managed to get close enough in leaving?” He’d like to have a general idea of what he was going to find in the other layers of the Underworld. This was the furthest he had gone and even then it was such a short amount of time. Hades wasn’t someone he held prolonged conversations with, he reminded him far too much of Osiris.

Date: 2021-02-20 09:57 am (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
"Hades tried to physically stop you from leaving?" Anubis leaned against his Crook, frowning at the other. That was the first time he heard of that, first time he heard of Hades trying to stop anyone from leaving the Underworld by his own skill. He wondered why it mattered so much that Zagreus didn't leave the Underworld. Anubis left the Duat all the time, ran tasks on the mortal world, returned home and did his job there too. He didn't find the mortal realm that interesting and he definitely didn't consider it dangerous enough to tell other young gods or demigods (whatever he was) to stay away from it.

"I wonder why he's so bound and determined to keep you here. Granted you won't blend in very well among the humans but that can always be fixed with the right glamour. Even if you can't cast it yourself others can for you. I could do it for example. It's not the most fascinating place, humans die easily and most the time they seem unhappy but that's not a reason to trap you down here too. Besides, doesn't it keep you from Mount Olympus?" He frowned and glanced to the ground. "I'd avoid that place more than the mortal realm."

Following after the other into his bedroom Anubis glanced briefly to the mirror before filtering around. He touched the books, the chest of clothing, and peeked over at his bed. It wasn't that messy, Anubis' own bedroom was in a much more chaotic state. In his defense though he was barely in his room long enough to so much as sleep let alone clean it.

"So you die and start over. But you cause just enough carnage in between to drive your father insane. Osiris would be proud." He turned back around and looked at Zagreus. "And to explain to someone who doesn't realize Gods outside the Greeks exist, Osiris is essentially a different version of Hades for a different afterlife. He's also my father." Just don't ask Osiris directly if he is, the God will deny it until both their deaths.

"I can help you, I can do it without being caught. You just might be on your own at certain intervals if someone who might recognize me shows up. You've failed how many times?" Anubis shook his head and looked away. He couldn't risk sitting around up there and not having the other show because he can't get out. It would make more sense to just wait here until he could get Hades to agree to help him. If Zagreus hadn't gotten out so far, what were the chances he'd manage now? If Anubis didn't get caught, he'd be fine.

Date: 2021-02-20 09:32 pm (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
"Not—quite." Anubis replied, hesitating over his choice of words. "Our Underworld works differently. People don't just pass through like here, we have a systems that judges if they're worthy of reincarnation. The underworld for us is called the Duat, and the system is called the Weighing of Hearts." Those that were not worthy of reincarnation were consumed by Ammut, which was what currently made functionings of the Duat pause. With half the system missing they couldn't hold the Weighing of Heart. Not that Anubis cared that much about it, he was more worried for Ammut. He didn't want his friend being found by the mortals and who knows what done to her.

Anubis turned to face the Prince and motioned toward himself. "I am the God of Death for my pantheon. Osiris is the Lord of the Duat and Judge of the Dead. My mother is the Goddess of Mourning."

He had a lot more titles than that but that was the one most people cared about. It was truly all that he cared about to tell others. After all, most people didn’t want to talk about the process of Mummification even if it was one of Anubis’ favorite things to explain. That was probably weird to other people, he could understand that. According to Thoth most people would rather discuss the weather or their favorite food, not the consistency of a brain when it’s yanked out through someone’s nose.

He shifts awkwardly, uncomfortably, and tugs on his bracelets again. “I—one of my abilities is called the ‘Army of Anubis’? It—it allows me to summon the dead, skeleton soldiers and mummies that can fight for me. In the Underworld such a thing is rather common, not the mummies obviously but skeleton soldiers are. It won’t be weird if they fight, Hades would be none the wiser.”

Averting his gaze from the other he pressed his lips together tightly and consider his words closely. “Healing is not one of my specialties, I’m the God of the Dead after all. But I once revived Osiris and—“ he bit the inside of his cheek and spoke the next words quickly, “recreated him a penis after my mother ripped it off.” That was a thing, it was in the legends, etched onto walls in hieroglyphics, he wished he could remove those memories. “But I can try to heal you at least once while you fight your way through. It might give you the edge you need.”

Date: 2021-02-21 08:18 pm (UTC)
inuthings: (Anubis M)
From: [personal profile] inuthings
“Of course, it’s not positional. I can summon the dead in the mortal word too. Though I suppose I could try to manipulate the dead of your world. That could be interesting, shouldn’t be difficult either. The dead respond to us regardless of their pantheon. There are after all of course those that don’t believe in any religion, and just like everyone else they must go somewhere after death.” Manipulating them too would make it even harder for Osiris to tell if he was involved. The magic used to do that was far less than cross summoning warriors from the Duat.

At the same time it would keep him out of the line of fire too. Turning the monsters on each other would open up room for Zagreus to fight the other ones, making the fight upward easier. It was a fairly good plan, he just wondered how many times they were going to lose before they finally managed to win. He wasn’t naive, it wasn’t going to be as easy as they thought. Even with his help fighting through the Underworld wasn’t even something Anubis would do. There was a reason people didn’t get out of here, after all. If it wasn’t because of Cerberus it was because of Hades himself. He wasn’t one to be taken lightly.

Anubis didn’t doubt Zagreus or his own abilities, he just understood the lengths that Hades goes to protect the Underworld, they do the same for the Duat. He was intimately familiar with how these things went.

“I do appreciate you being willing to help me save Ammut.” Standing up straighter he tucked his hand behind his back, holding the crook in both of them. “If there is anything else that I can do for you I will try my best. Though the limit of what I’ll be able to do will depend on how easy it would be for Hades to detect me. I’m sure he already knows I’m here, as long as his—workers informed him that I was here.” He glanced briefly to the side, where the door to the God’s office was.

He would be informing Zeus of the man's reluctance to help me. It doesn’t reflect well on the Underworld or the Greek Gods in general to ignore the dire need of the Egyptian’s. The Duat doesn’t run without Ammut, which affects the balance of the world overall. No one wants that, especially the Fates. He returns his gaze to the Prince and inclines his head. “Are you curious about anything? I can try to answer some of your questions, it might be better to know what you’ll be waking into up there.” It would also give him a way to talk to the other without feeling uncomfortable.